What's a " Billion ? "

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What's a  " Billion ? "   This is too true to be funny  .     The next time you hear a politician use the          Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money  .     A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,         But one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.   A.          A billion seconds ago it was 1959.   B.          A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive .   C.          A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.   D.          A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.   E.          A billion dollars ago was only  8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.   While this thought is still fresh in our brain...  let's take a look at New Orleans .. It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.   Louisiana Senator,          Mary Landrieu (D) was asking Congress for   250 BILLION DOLLARS To rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number... What does it actually mean?   A.          Well .. If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans   (every man, woman and child) You each get  $516,528   B.          Or... If you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets  $1,329,787.   C.          Or.. If you are a family of four... Your family gets $2,066,012.   Washington, D.C.      HELLO!          Are all your calculators broken??   Building Permit Tax          CDL License Tax Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax Dog License Tax Federal Income Tax (Fed) Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Fuel Permit Tax Gasoline Tax Hunting License Tax Inheritance Tax Inventory Tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax) IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury Tax Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service charge Taxes Social Security Tax Road Usage Tax (Truckers) Sales Taxes Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax   State Income Tax   State Unemployment Tax (SUTA) Telephone Federal Excise Tax Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax   Telephone State and Local Tax Telephone Usage Charge Tax Utility Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation Tax (And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes)   STILL THINK THIS IS ACTUALLY FUNNY?   Not one of these latest taxes existed 100 years ago...         And OUR GREAT NATION_AMERICA WAS ONCE A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC and the most prosperous in the entire World.   We had absolutely no alleged National Debt Obligations.         We had the largest middle class in the world. And our Mom stayed home to raise the kids.   What happened?           Can you spell " Puppet Masters , The Establishment, The Cabal, The New World Order "     And I still have to         Press '1' For English. I hope this goes around the       U  S  A   At  least 100 times What the heck has happened to Our Great Country, and Why ?

 

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