Thursday, June 29, 2017

Just food for thought


Submitted by one of our readers just for fun ....

Just food for thought

I want to start a new Religion and here is our belief. 


We will worship a Meteorite and it's god Meter-maid. Meter-maid will protect us in our sadness and madness. When you are in trouble just call out, 'Meter-maid'. If you die in battle you go to paradise and get 72 days of free parking. 

We will conquer the world by putting 10 to 15 million of our military age men in each of the rich nations of the world. You know the ones that will feed, shelter, give money to us, and make sure that everyone in our new nations respect us and our Religion.

In this religion we don't believe in the three R's, just one R, rape just one of our Religious beliefs, so that most of our members don't need to be very smart. We have no skills to work but we will smile at the natives for their kindness or stupidity, not sure which one fits. 

It's helpful if you like to lie, steal, rape, stone others to death, show a complete disrespect for others, even your own family members, and we would be obligated to cut the heads off anyone that get in our way or doesn't believe what we believe, even family members.

You can save a lot of money on toilet paper and just use you finger and wash it of in a near-by drinking fountain when away from home.

You will have to lie if asked by your host country if you will follow their laws or Constitution, as our membership can not do that because we are superior to them and they will need to change and follow our laws and beliefs or we just kill them.

If members are too smart, they won't blow themselves up killing other people. Always remember it's easier to kill women and children as they are helpless against our superior strength.

We will out number all of the military and police in that country. 

When the time is right we will take out the police first and then start killing anyone that is not one of us or willing to be one of us, or is not a good enough one of us.

Hopefully, we would soon be the only ones left on the planet. Praise be to Meter-maid.

Because of our superiority all countries should welcome us until their dying day.

The US is going to be the toughest one, though, as many people there have guns.

What?  There is already a Religion doing this? They need to go. We are the superior ones.
 
 Ken S
 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

On account of our President whom we (s)elected & "Because of our superiority all countries should welcome us until their dying day."
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Anonymous said...

Wow! Shows how all has been dumbed down. Without God--there is no go-o-d. With all this evil -- now takes over -- the d-evil. And so many people are blind to all that is and has been going on.